Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 including BEERS Night 11.5. In addition, View Women 6.5 was completely erased!.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
1 comment:
Dear Troubled User,
We are sorry to hear that you are experiencing some technical glitch with our program. I'll try my best to assist you. I presume that you have read and understood the terms and conditions of utilizing our program. Have you also upgraded your OS prior to upgrading from Girlfriend 7.0? It is VERY important for the smooth operations of Wife 1.0.
One of the best features of Wife 1.0 is the child processing function. Unlike Girlfriend x.x (GF x.x) whose unexpected child processing can cause the dreaded BSOD, Wife 1.0's child processing is fully integrated and will not crash your system. Admittedly, it does take up a lot of your systems resources, which we estimate to be about 20-25 years from the time the function kicks in. After which, it should be smooth running. We're still working on reducing the system hog and will provide you with an update when available.
Wife 1.0 does install itself to all other programs and monitors your system's activities. It's a feature we proudly call ultrafirewall(tm). This is to assist our users from getting infected, trojan horsed, etc by unknown or intruding programs, which may then bring about system wide crashes and other undesirable effects.
Wife 1.0 DOES NOT erase nor block your functioning programs - ONLY programs that carry viruses, trojans and such. To get View Women 6.5 or later to work, please use our software - it's called OUTSTATION 10.1.
To uninstall Wife 1.0, you need to use the program called D-IVORCE 1.0. Please note that the effects of using this program varies, from smooth reinstallation of GF x.x to unrecoverable system crashes. We DO NOT bear any responsibility nor are liable for anything due to the use of D-IVORCE 1.0.
Alternatively, you can install MISTRESS 5.0. Do note that Wife 1.0 may run into conflicts with MISTRESS 5.0, should they accidentally invoke the same IRQ. Again, we are not responsible nor liable.
If you have any other questions, pleasee do not hesitate to contact us.
Warhammer
Technical Support
MARRIEDLIFE Softworks, Inc
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