Hi folks, I have gone through at least 250 mails today..as I bumped into this interesting mail from a dear friend in NZ..already having stiff neck as just recovering from hectic weeks before plus trying to clear all my mails as soon as possible..this is really salivating and refreshing..thus prompting me to break my silence.. (Backdrop music..Don't you want your girl friend is hot like me ! wow)OK...let's go through my qualities as a husband...
Emmm.... (1 to 10 points scale)
Brave ...9.0
Intelligent ...9.0
Gentle ...8.5
Polite ...8.5
Energetic ...9.0
Nutty ...3.0
Industrious...7.5
Sensitive ...8.5
On capital letter..., if you must insist... ehem...ehem..boleh tahan..and importantly effective lah..
Married guys...let's have your own evaluation and see how best you fit in. :)
Married lads...be patient...will send in your best qualities soonest...
11 comments:
Sorry lah Gr8buds, I cannot keep quiet...mana boleh you rate yourself one!!! Cannot, cannot!
Get your wife to rate, then be very very brave & honest and post it for all to see.
Two thumbs up bro! But I ain't gonna rate myself after reading the big capital letters!
Of course, six-footers definitely fall into BIG category.
Bravo!
Quote Gr8buds "On capital letter..., if you must insist... ehem...ehem..boleh tahan..and importantly effective lah.."
Wah lau wei...u advertising ur CAPITAL property ka? I hope Hansac din influence u into doing the G thang...he bad influence...hehehehe
Warhammer
Warhammer:
Tomorrow I am going for the annual regimental camp. 2 weeks bro.
On gr8buds, well, I can say this about myself, 200 women can't be wrong...
Or, in Warhammer's case, 11 ahkuas can't be wrong...
Hansac,
Initially i thought 200 is just impossible but after some simple maths and assumptions:
Say u started at 16 and now 36 ie 10 women per year. Minus holy month so avg u c 1 per mth, which is possible. Here goes another bravo bro!!! Hurray!
WH, where's ur P4?
Lovely Ivy, my marks are accurate and I already felt bad for not achieving perfect especially on gentle and polite...over time, my wife had admitted that I have changed a lot...is it due to age, kah ...no wonder SYTs like senior duds because they have more experience. Hey,...do mark (test) your hubby...secretly (promised not to comment anything)..:)
WH, when coming to this issue, it is not influence but it just that he had awakening me ...(muahahaha)...
Hansac: Wow...what can I says..just clap..clap.clap..
Ah Tee, what is your marking, dont be shy...having 3 handsome admirable boys...
Mr. Tee, whn doing ur maths, do remember that it is IMPOSSIBLE for Hansac to start at 16...the whole Sibu wud know about it and he'd certainly be on the receiving end of the stick (heh heh..pun intended). What he intentionally omitted to tell us is that those 200 so-called women include men or may have been all men...I'd rather not speculate the ratio or I'll puke. Take for example the regimental camp...3 guys per nite with a conservative 8 days total spent doing it and u got 24. So if you assume he started during matriculation, it's easier to do the numbers. Me? 11 ahkuas, like he said can't be wrong...it's just 11...a small number...plus ahkuas are quite feminine and great listeners. :) However, I gotta hand it to him...he's certainly a driver. If only he drives on the correct side of the road. Sigh!
Gr8buds:
Awakening it, huh? I can only imagine...hehehe...ur wife must be very happy. Just be careful not to get sidetracked...hehehehe. ;)
Warhammer
Guys/Gals,
Accept a person weaknesses and have patience to guide your husband/wife
Dear Anonymous, we welcome everyone's comment but would much appreciate that you put a name to your words.
How come none of the married guys rated themselves ? Are they scared of declaring the capital letters ?
Hey no name...that is truly true.
No, we ain't scare of rating ourselves if you can replace BIG with SMALL. ;)
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